Noah

DVD - 2014
Average Rating: 2.5 stars out of 5.
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A man is appointed by God to carry out a crucial mission of rescue before a calamitous flood destroys the world.


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Mar 19, 2015

Whao, they actually manage to make an Biblical adaptation that I absolutely DO NOT LIKE!!! Even all these famous actors can't make it float...

Mar 13, 2015
  • marx_bro rated this: 2 stars out of 5.

I never knew that closet Jews could get all bent-outta'-shape over a ridiclous strory?
Who knew?
Good production value though.

Mar 10, 2015
  • 28076001666526e rated this: 0.5 stars out of 5.

A very disappointing account of Noah and the flood. Nothing other than the fact that Noah and his family (although missing 2 wives) were spared from the flood is Biblically accurate. Read THE BIBLE for the truth.

Mar 06, 2015
  • humbleworm rated this: 1 stars out of 5.

What the ??? If you can get past the first 2/3 of the movie with the Transformer-like rock creatures, home-made sleeping gas, instant-read herbal pregnancy test, and the scene with a prehistoric flare gun & corrugated sheet metal, then you probably won't mind the excessive drama in the final third. Some fairly well-respected actors had some spare cycles here. Oh yeah, it's about Noah .. but no spoilers.

Mar 04, 2015

This movie was a waste of good time! Highly disappointing.

Feb 25, 2015
  • loonylovesgood rated this: 2.5 stars out of 5.

This was ok. A lot darker than I was expecting. Also leaves a lot of unanswered questions (how are they supposed to repopulate the world without committing incest?). But good acting all around.

Feb 22, 2015
  • fences rated this: 3.5 stars out of 5.

Russell Crow was amazing as always along with Anthony Hopkins who never fails to disappoint,
First 30 minutes is quite slow and boring but as the plot thickens and the story begins its great!

Feb 11, 2015
  • BloomFree rated this: 4 stars out of 5.

One of the commenters brought up an interesting point about the vegetarian viewpoint. This movie is a thinker and has some great messages about what being a human being is and the consequence of human aggression and misuse of our unique power (not only physical but emotional).

BUT -- unfortunately there was also a lot of distractive elements and parts of the film sickened me - like a bad horror movie but realer.

Russell Crowe is a treat to look at and to watch -- he is at home on film as a cat is to napping. I can see a lot of people HATE this movie but I can't hate a basically well-crafted film with good intentions.

Feb 02, 2015
  • voisjoe1_0 rated this: 3 stars out of 5.

It was interesting to see a modern director attempt to portray one of the oldest and most implausible tales of the Old Testament. Since I do not really know the details of the story, I do not understand the parts where Noah gets the help from the huge monsters and do not understand why he was supposed to kill the two newborn female babies, etc. , etc. I probably understand less about the story than when I read about this stuff as a child. The only thing I understand is that it was lucky that the dinosaurs were already extinct because if they were still around in Noah’s time, he would have had to get a bigger boat. A much, much bigger boat.

Jan 10, 2015
  • JOSEPH DENHAM rated this: 3 stars out of 5.

Parts of this movie were interesting and well-written, but others were not.

On the positive side: 1) I liked the subtle environmental theme 2) some of the cinematography and special effects were brilliant 3) the locations in Iceland were wisely chosen 4) everybody in the cast was ideal for his/her role.

On the negative side: 1) the watchers should have been made out of better-organized stone, they were cartoonish and unrealistic 2) having Tubal-Cain break into the ark and hide inside for months was unnecessary and weakened the story 3) the significance of the serpent's skin was poorly explained and didn't fit well with the rest of the story, so it probably should have been left out.

It would have been more interesting if we had another ten minutes or so of scenes portraying the background of what was going on in the world before Noah built the ark.

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Oct 17, 2014
  • jimg2000 rated this: 2.5 stars out of 5.

Noah: The time for mercy has passed. Now our punishment begins.

Noah: A great flood is coming. The waters of the heavens will meet the waters of earth. We build a vessel to survive the storm. We build an ark.

Noah: Fire consumes all. Water cleanses. It separates the foul from the pure. The wicked from the innocent. And that which sinks from that which rises. He destroys all, but only to start again.

Oct 16, 2014
  • jimg2000 rated this: 2.5 stars out of 5.

He chose you for a reason, Noah. He showed you the wickedness of man and knew you would not look away. But then you saw goodness, too. The choice was put in your hands because He put it there. He asked you to decide if we were worth saving. And you chose mercy. You chose love.

Sep 17, 2014
  • Monolith rated this: 4 stars out of 5.

Noah: "We broke the world -- we did this. Man did this. Everything that was beautiful, everything that was good, we shattered. Now, it begins again."

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Feb 10, 2015
  • BloomFree rated this: 4 stars out of 5.

BloomFree thinks this title is suitable for 14 years and over

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